25 Of The Best Sex Toys To Give As Freaky Gifts This Season

1. A super quiet and smooth vibrator for when they really don't want to alarm their roommates but they have an...itch that really needs to be scratched.

It has nine different vibration modes if they want something different everytime they use it!Promising review: "Wow. This is my first vibrator and all I have to say is wow. As soon as I took it out of the package, I was astounded by the quality. It feels silky smooth. It also comes with an adorable little pouch which is also very soft. There’s several different vibration options as well which is always fun. If it breaks I will actually cry because I love it so much. This is my new best friend. It feels amazing. I love it." —LGet it from Amazon for $21.69 (available in two colors).
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It has nine different vibration modes if they want something different everytime they use it!
Promising review: "Wow. This is my first vibrator and all I have to say is wow. As soon as I took it out of the package, I was astounded by the quality. It feels silky smooth. It also comes with an adorable little pouch which is also very soft. There’s several different vibration options as well which is always fun. If it breaks I will actually cry because I love it so much. This is my new best friend. It feels amazing. I love it." —L
Get it from Amazon for $21.69 (available in two colors).

2. glass candy cane dildo so they can have some sweet, sweet orgasms. 'Tis the season!

Promising review: "First glass product of this kind I've bought. Like the smooth feel and works well with lube or without. Like that you can heat or cool it. Easy care. All in all, I was delighted with it." —AnonymousGet it from Adam & Eve for $19.98 (originally $39.95).
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Promising review: "First glass product of this kind I've bought. Like the smooth feel and works well with lube or without. Like that you can heat or cool it. Easy care. All in all, I was delighted with it." —Anonymous
Get it from Adam & Eve for $19.98 (originally $39.95).

3. strapless strap-on vibrator because there's no reason for them not to get it on with their partner while having a squirting O at the same damn time.

Promising review: "I was really unsure if we would enjoy this product but dear lord I did not expect it to be so wonderful! The stimulation from wearing it is amazing and you can feel every movement, which is something I missed when using other strap-ons. This feels much more natural and intimate. The vibrations are more powerful along the protruding shaft, slightly less powerful for the wearer, but still effective. It stayed in well and even with some rough and tumble, I didn't end up with a sore pelvis like other strap-ons that dig in." —LadyLopGet it from Love Honey for $49.99.
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Promising review: "I was really unsure if we would enjoy this product but dear lord I did not expect it to be so wonderful! The stimulation from wearing it is amazing and you can feel every movement, which is something I missed when using other strap-ons. This feels much more natural and intimate. The vibrations are more powerful along the protruding shaft, slightly less powerful for the wearer, but still effective. It stayed in well and even with some rough and tumble, I didn't end up with a sore pelvis like other strap-ons that dig in." —LadyLop
Get it from Love Honey for $49.99.

4. Santa vibe so the jolliest man alive can keep them ho ho ho-ing all night long. It's a personal present from him to your friend.

"Oh, Santa baby" — you probably.Get it from Spencer's for $12.99.
Spencer's
"Oh, Santa baby" — you probably.
Get it from Spencer's for $12.99.

5. candy cane vibe, because you definitely want to be on the nice list this year, especially if the nice list includes multiple orgasms.

Promising review: "The best reliable slim vibrator on the market. If you want to kick it up a notch, use Ultimate Lithium batteries — we do, and WOW! It's like hitting a different level and makes the vibrator a lot lighter so your hand won't get as tired." —lancasterbroodGet it from Amazon for $12.49 (available in two colors).
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Promising review: "The best reliable slim vibrator on the market. If you want to kick it up a notch, use Ultimate Lithium batteries — we do, and WOW! It's like hitting a different level and makes the vibrator a lot lighter so your hand won't get as tired." —lancasterbrood
Get it from Amazon for $12.49 (available in two colors).

6. Satysfyer Pro 2, a touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to your ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?

Are your toes curling yet?Promising review: "This is, by far, the best clitoral stimulator I have ever had the chance to try. Ladies, I would recommend this for any of you who prefer clitoral stimulation. It has plenty of settings, but even the first setting is enough for me to have an orgasm almost immediately. It's completely waterproof and very easy to clean!" —C.G.Get it from Amazon for $44.95.Check out our closer look at this clit-sucking sex toy here!
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Are your toes curling yet?
Promising review: "This is, by far, the best clitoral stimulator I have ever had the chance to try. Ladies, I would recommend this for any of you who prefer clitoral stimulation. It has plenty of settings, but even the first setting is enough for me to have an orgasm almost immediately. It's completely waterproof and very easy to clean!" —C.G.
Get it from Amazon for $44.95.

7. A pretty penguin clit vibrator with 11 different modes to drive them crazy, because penguins mate for life and their private parts aren't excluded.

Promising review: "Adorable design as opposed to the obnoxious, bright pink penguin. Magnetic charger is easy to use and the penguin charges quickly. This toy means business, the sensations are amazing and it offers different degrees of intensity." —eggbuelkicksGet it from Amazon for $34.85.
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Promising review: "Adorable design as opposed to the obnoxious, bright pink penguin. Magnetic charger is easy to use and the penguin charges quickly. This toy means business, the sensations are amazing and it offers different degrees of intensity." —eggbuelkicks
Get it from Amazon for $34.85.

8. A simple velvet touch vibe they can use for clitoral or vaginal stimulation. A jack of all trades and the master of their orgasm!

Promising review: "This is my first vibrator I've had and I love it! It has a decent diameter but it's nothing intimidating. The texture of it is my favorite part — it really is like velvet. Very smooth. So far the waterproofing seems to be great!" —Hana LohrGet it from Amazon for $12.12 (available in six colors).
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Promising review: "This is my first vibrator I've had and I love it! It has a decent diameter but it's nothing intimidating. The texture of it is my favorite part — it really is like velvet. Very smooth. So far the waterproofing seems to be great!" —Hana Lohr
Get it from Amazon for $12.12 (available in six colors).

9. "butterfly kiss" massager to gently but consistently press upon their sensitive bits until they say stop. A Merry Christmas, indeed.

Promising review: "This is a keeper. It's perfect for stimulating simultaneous orgasms and I didn't even need the highest speed." —laura longGet it from Amazon for $12.33 (available in two colors).
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Promising review: "This is a keeper. It's perfect for stimulating simultaneous orgasms and I didn't even need the highest speed." —laura long
Get it from Amazon for $12.33 (available in two colors).

10. A truly magical magic wand. Not only does it get the hard-to-reach kinks out of their back, but it will literally have them reaching a peak where tears come out of their eyes. It's THAT good, y'all.

Promising review: "This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I used it and I found God. It was like Mariah Carey in angel wings gently lifted me to multiple orgasm. It was like when the surprise Beyoncé album dropped. It was like a hot, chiseled duded in a man-bun was whispering Audre Lorde to me until I came. It was like my high school girlfriend and I watching The OC scenes with Marissa and Alex. I had to have a cigarette after because I felt so thoroughly fucked (smoking is bad for you so don't follow that part). I felt like I was floating. I felt like Mia in The Princess Diaries when she turns the lights on with her foot pop as she's kissing Michael Moscovitz. Yeah, it's loud as hell but I live in a tiny-ass Brooklyn apartment with four other people and just decided that they could deal with the vibrating noises. Own it; you're living your best life. Real talk, I highly recommend this for anyone who has a vagina and wants clit stimulation." —Ava the BelieverGet it from Amazon for $44.91.Check out a BuzzFeeder's post on the Magic Wand here!
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Promising review: "This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I used it and I found God. It was like Mariah Carey in angel wings gently lifted me to multiple orgasm. It was like when the surprise Beyoncé album dropped. It was like a hot, chiseled duded in a man-bun was whispering Audre Lorde to me until I came. It was like my high school girlfriend and I watching The OC scenes with Marissa and Alex. I had to have a cigarette after because I felt so thoroughly fucked (smoking is bad for you so don't follow that part). I felt like I was floating. I felt like Mia in The Princess Diaries when she turns the lights on with her foot pop as she's kissing Michael Moscovitz. Yeah, it's loud as hell but I live in a tiny-ass Brooklyn apartment with four other people and just decided that they could deal with the vibrating noises. Own it; you're living your best life. Real talk, I highly recommend this for anyone who has a vagina and wants clit stimulation." —Ava the Believer
Get it from Amazon for $44.91.
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11. waterproof wand vibe thousands of people swear by. This babe can give "wetting the bed" a whole new meaning 😏.

Promising review: "OMG!!! Best find ever! This has amazingly strong vibration, multiple settings, and is completely waterproof. It has definitely replaced many of my toys. I don't usually squirt with clitoral stimulation, but this had me wetting the bed. Truly amazing experience." —SuzGet it from Amazon for $34.95 (available in eight colors).
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Promising review: "OMG!!! Best find ever! This has amazingly strong vibration, multiple settings, and is completely waterproof. It has definitely replaced many of my toys. I don't usually squirt with clitoral stimulation, but this had me wetting the bed. Truly amazing experience." —Suz
Get it from Amazon for $34.95 (available in eight colors).

12. discrete necklace vibe to wear at every holiday party just in case they feel like getting a little frisky.

Promising review: "Whether your taste calls for silver or gold, the Vesper is sure to increase the quality of your life. I am very impressed by its discreetly gorgeous presence. It is great for traveling, smaller than a pen, with a tiny USB charger — also discreet! It is great for public sex or last-minute sleepovers. It makes an incredible gift for anyone bold enough to experience it as a staple bullet vibe and/or accessory. Keep in mind because of the material, it does trap both mechanical and body heat, which for some is an added bonus." —TuraGet it from Amazon for $69+ or Babeland for $69+ (available in three colors).
Babeland
Promising review: "Whether your taste calls for silver or gold, the Vesper is sure to increase the quality of your life. I am very impressed by its discreetly gorgeous presence. It is great for traveling, smaller than a pen, with a tiny USB charger — also discreet! It is great for public sex or last-minute sleepovers. It makes an incredible gift for anyone bold enough to experience it as a staple bullet vibe and/or accessory. Keep in mind because of the material, it does trap both mechanical and body heat, which for some is an added bonus." —Tura
Get it from Amazon for $69+ or Babeland for $69+ (available in three colors).

13. fancy rabbit vibe with eight different speeds and sensations for that double orgasm they've been waiting for.

Promising review: "This thing is whisper quiet, powerful, waterproof, and the material feels amazing. It’s expensive but worth every penny. Treat yourself. You won’t regret it." —MeeshGet it from Amazon for $167.76 or Lelo for $179.25 (originally $239, available in four colors).
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Promising review: "This thing is whisper quiet, powerful, waterproof, and the material feels amazing. It’s expensive but worth every penny. Treat yourself. You won’t regret it." —Meesh
Get it from Amazon for $167.76 or Lelo for $179.25 (originally $239, available in four colors).

14. bow costume so their lover can view them as a snack they definitely wanna eat.

Get it from Love Honey for $19.99.
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Get it from Love Honey for $19.99.

15. An adjustable thigh spreader, because who has time to buss it wide open when they'll have this to do it for them?

Promising review: "Bought this as a surprise for the girlfriend and I can honestly say it's probably the most fun we've had in the bedroom. Twinned with a blindfold and a few other toys of your choice, this can provide hours of fun!" —BigmattiGet it from Love Honey for $29.99.
Love Honey
Promising review: "Bought this as a surprise for the girlfriend and I can honestly say it's probably the most fun we've had in the bedroom. Twinned with a blindfold and a few other toys of your choice, this can provide hours of fun!" —Bigmatti
Get it from Love Honey for $29.99.

16. bullet-like vibe with a flat tip for maximum clit stimulation that'll confirm Kiki in fact, DOES love them and likes taking them to their next orgasm.

Get it from Lelo for $39.95 (available in three colors).
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Get it from Lelo for $39.95 (available in three colors).

17. dual vibe to surround their clit with the greatest vibrations man has ever known. Kind of like surround sound, but for sex.

The vibrations on this baby aren't super strong, so if you're just getting your feet wet, this would be perfect!Promising review: "The silicone surface is soft, non-irritating to my sensitive skin, easy to clean, and fast to dry. The size allows for a good balance of power vs. discretion. I also found that it wasn't particularly demanding in terms of lubrication; it didn't require a thick lube to make it comfortable to use, which was nice for me. I liked the diversity of vibration settings, which range from a low whir through an intense buzz and then from low- to high-intensity pulses. I particularly appreciated the way the sensations from the dual-motor design responded to manual variations in pressure; squeezing the two ears made a noticeable difference in the intensity of the vibration, effectively doubling the sensation possibilities. The ears are designed for clitoral stimulation, and I found that they performed admirably for that. If your clit gets over-sensitized (or under-sensitized) from multiple orgasms or repeated stimulation, the versatility of gripping and touching patterns will be very helpful; it's one of the selling points of the toy, and it didn't disappoint. It was like clitoral surround sound, which is, frankly, baller." —AprilGet it from Amazon for $57.23.
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The vibrations on this baby aren't super strong, so if you're just getting your feet wet, this would be perfect!
Promising review: "The silicone surface is soft, non-irritating to my sensitive skin, easy to clean, and fast to dry. The size allows for a good balance of power vs. discretion. I also found that it wasn't particularly demanding in terms of lubrication; it didn't require a thick lube to make it comfortable to use, which was nice for me. I liked the diversity of vibration settings, which range from a low whir through an intense buzz and then from low- to high-intensity pulses. I particularly appreciated the way the sensations from the dual-motor design responded to manual variations in pressure; squeezing the two ears made a noticeable difference in the intensity of the vibration, effectively doubling the sensation possibilities. The ears are designed for clitoral stimulation, and I found that they performed admirably for that. If your clit gets over-sensitized (or under-sensitized) from multiple orgasms or repeated stimulation, the versatility of gripping and touching patterns will be very helpful; it's one of the selling points of the toy, and it didn't disappoint. It was like clitoral surround sound, which is, frankly, baller." —April
Get it from Amazon for $57.23.

18. An oral sex stimulator, because it isn't just foreplay, you heathens, it's the main event. Multiple orgasms are just a vibration away!

Includes 10 vibrating modes and is totally waterproof!Promising review: "I love this toy; it doesn't look like a toy. You can lay it out and because of the shape of it no one knows what exactly it is unless they have one. Every time I use it, I have a fantastic orgasm." —WendyGet it from Lelo for $141.75 (originally $189, available in three colors).
Lelo
Includes 10 vibrating modes and is totally waterproof!
Promising review: "I love this toy; it doesn't look like a toy. You can lay it out and because of the shape of it no one knows what exactly it is unless they have one. Every time I use it, I have a fantastic orgasm." —Wendy
Get it from Lelo for $141.75 (originally $189, available in three colors).
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19. fingertip vibrator they can fit in their pocket or purse just in case they're up for a little exhibitionist action, like Janet Jackson in "Any Time, Any Place."

"I don't wanna stop just because people walking by are watching us." We been knew you were a freak, Janet!Promising review: "So much power for such a small toy, the bobbly texture adds to the pleasure. The small size makes it easy and discreet if you wish to take it on your travels. I would recommend this quiet little powerhouse." —Amanda777Get it from Love Honey for $16.99.
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"I don't wanna stop just because people walking by are watching us." We been knew you were a freak, Janet!
Promising review: "So much power for such a small toy, the bobbly texture adds to the pleasure. The small size makes it easy and discreet if you wish to take it on your travels. I would recommend this quiet little powerhouse." —Amanda777
Get it from Love Honey for $16.99.

20. beginner's strap-on your friend and their partner can enjoy... together. It even has a flared base for a little backdoor action.

And who doesn't like a tossed salad?Promising review: "The harness is well constructed and the included dildo is perfect for beginners." —wetwaveGet it from Amazon for $15.03.
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And who doesn't like a tossed salad?
Promising review: "The harness is well constructed and the included dildo is perfect for beginners." —wetwave
Get it from Amazon for $15.03.

21. kinky handcuff and blindfold set for when they wanna get their 50 Shades of Grey on in real time.

Because in the corny words of Christian Grey himself, "I don't make love, I fuck. Hard." Bye!Promising review: "Works great. Exactly as you would expect. The chain is just a touch on the lightweight side. I imagine they could be forcibly broken if you really wanted to, but for a consensual play date, both the mask and cuffs worked great." —NickGet them from Amazon for $13.99 (available in three colors).
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Because in the corny words of Christian Grey himself, "I don't make love, I fuck. Hard." Bye!
Promising review: "Works great. Exactly as you would expect. The chain is just a touch on the lightweight side. I imagine they could be forcibly broken if you really wanted to, but for a consensual play date, both the mask and cuffs worked great." —Nick
Get them from Amazon for $13.99 (available in three colors).

22. Fleshlight to jack into till the crows come home, because it's the magnum opus to penis owners everywhere.

Promising review: "It's not exactly like the real thing, but it's probably as close as it can get. It feels tight and gets the job done every time! It's easy to clean, and once you put the cap on it's pretty discreet." —skytrooper173Get it from Amazon for $64.95 (also available in super tight).
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Promising review: "It's not exactly like the real thing, but it's probably as close as it can get. It feels tight and gets the job done every time! It's easy to clean, and once you put the cap on it's pretty discreet." —skytrooper173
Get it from Amazon for $64.95 (also available in super tight).

23. clitoral vibe with 10 different settings and five intensities so they can hum and moan all night, since they love variety.

Promising review: "This product is great for first-time users. There are a ton of settings and it is so easy to use! Absolutely loved the packaging and the size of the toy is great for bringing on the go. I would highly recommend this toy to anyone in the market for something new!" —NGet it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in four colors)
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Promising review: "This product is great for first-time users. There are a ton of settings and it is so easy to use! Absolutely loved the packaging and the size of the toy is great for bringing on the go. I would highly recommend this toy to anyone in the market for something new!" —N
Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in four colors)

24. lipstick massager complete with multiple speed patterns they can absolutely take on vacation to make it even more ~relaxing~.

It's waterproof, USB-rechargeable, and has six vibration patterns.Promising review: "Surprisingly powerful. It has lots of speed options, as well as different vibration patterns. This is a great little secret toy because it looks like a lipstick or a USB drive. It charges quickly and lasts for a good 45 minutes before it starts to fade. I think eventually I'll upgrade to a larger, more powerful LELO model, but this is a great starter toy." —Mimi KanasisGet it from Lelo for $63.67 (originally $84.90, available in three colors).
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It's waterproof, USB-rechargeable, and has six vibration patterns.
Promising review: "Surprisingly powerful. It has lots of speed options, as well as different vibration patterns. This is a great little secret toy because it looks like a lipstick or a USB drive. It charges quickly and lasts for a good 45 minutes before it starts to fade. I think eventually I'll upgrade to a larger, more powerful LELO model, but this is a great starter toy." —Mimi Kanasis
Get it from Lelo for $63.67 (originally $84.90, available in three colors).

25. purple vibrator with amazing G-spot stimulation and dual motors so they can see stars.

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